I'm glad I don't know Paris

Hilton, that is

I value my privacy quite a lot. How much more would a celebrity? Well, that blonde dumbfuck Paris Hilton has had the contents of her cell phone splashed all over the web, it seems. Whether it's photos of her making out with a chick, memo reminders to get "birth control kill pills" or the numbers of her celebrity pals and female fuck buddies... All have been exposed to the eyes of John Q. Nobody.

Sure, there's a certain titilation at learning the cell phone numbers of such hotties as Christina Aguilera, Shannon Elizabeth, Leelee Sobieski, Ashlee Simpson or Lindsey Lohan... but it's not like you can call them up, have them answer, and ask them out on a date, for fucks sake.

I don't know why hundreds of people would call Ron Pearlman, for example. To tell him he's a great actor and you loved his movies? Yeah. That'll make his day.
posted by Manchild at 7:00 PM